The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid light bulb?

Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to specification.

You know I can't reach that stupid lamp.

Make me.

Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

Oh me me !!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, and checked to make sure that I haven't missed any. Then I'll just make one more patrol around the perimeter to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the wall onto the back of the settee.

Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb.

Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

No quieremos un foco muy feo. (translated: We don't need no steenking light bulb.)

It isn't moving. Who cares?

First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle..........

I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he's finished rewiring the house my nails will be dry.