How many dogs .... does its take .... to change a light bulb?
Australian Shepherds
First I’ll put all the light bulbs in a little circle……..
Bloodhounds
You hide it. I’ll find it. Then you can change it.
Border Collies
Just one. Then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to specification
Boxers
Who cares? I can still play with my toys in the dark.
Chihuahuas
No quieremos un foco muy feo (translated: We don’t need no steenking light bulb)
Cocker Spaniels
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Dachshunds
You know I can’t reach that stupid lamp.
Doberman Pinscher
Leave it out, I prefer to work in the dark.
German Shepherds
I’ll change it as soon as I’ve led these people from the dark, and checked to make sure that I haven’t missed any. Then I’ll just make one more patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
Golden Retrievers
The sun is shining, The day is young, we’ve got the whole of our lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid lightbulb?
Greyhounds
It isn’t moving. Who cares?
Hounds / Labrador
Light Bulb? Light Bulb? That thing I just ate was a Light Bulb?
Irish Wolfhound
Can somebody else do it? I’ve got a hangover!
Jack Russell
I’ll just pop it in while I’m bouncing off the wall onto the back of the settee.
Labradors
Oh me me!!! Pleeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze Please Please Please!